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It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother I pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother I'm standing staring at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only 13 she got some big tits!
After that, your dad would try to jump again And only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin!
Let's meet contestant number one He's a schizophrenic, serial killer clown Who says, woman love his sexy smile Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon Sharon, what's your question?
Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house And have dinner with me and my family Tell me what you would do to make That first impression really stick CONTESTANT NUMBER 1Let's see hmmm, well, I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!
Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready!
Your dad would probably start trippin and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin lips!
(Sharon) Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever, So let's say you were to come over to my parents' house And have dinner with me and my family.
Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, ha! I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!
Shit, you don't want contestant number two He's mad-wack I walk into a barn and there he was Standing up on a bucket, eww, trying to f*ck it It was a big f*cking smelly, ass farm llama Damn dawg! He's a schitsofranic serial killer clown, who says women lo-o-ove his sexy smile. So let's say you were to come over to my parents house and have dinner with me and my family tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick? Contestant #1 I believe first impressions last forever. And,tell you that i can't believe how fucking fat you are. And then to get, your attention in the crowded place I simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face.
I grab your tities and stretch em down passed your waste, let em go and watch em both spring up in your face.